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Young women dressed in fake fur were seen chasing doughty nationalist supporters down London's Whitehall as a large number of security forces in iridescent jackets looked on from police lines.
Led by Queen guitarist Brian May, protesters in fancy dress demanded an end to the government's cull of badgers, brought in to stop the spread of bovine tuberculosis.
They chanted: "Smash the cull! Smash the BNP!"
BNP candidate Clifford Le May was left with a bloody nose after being caught up in a rival enclave of human rights activists.