Monday, January 19, 2009

In honor of MLK day

An old Chris Rock bit about Arizona voting against MLK Day:

Now there's a lot of talk about the people of Arizona being racist. ... Now if you don't like black people, that's one thing, but what I can't understand is why people in a hot-ass desert town like Tucson, Arizona wouldn't want a day off work.

It's not like you have to do something black on that day. You don't have to ready Ebony magazine, you don't have to watch Soul Train, all you have to do is not work. Now if this was an Elvis holiday, they'd take that off. It would be like another Christmas. With big fat white guys coming down chimneys with Elvis jumpsuits on, giving out qualudes. Now, everybody doesn't get Martin Luther King's birthday off, even the states that celebrate, some people still have to work.

Now one group that never have to work are prisoners. Criminals. Every criminal in every jail gets the day off work, which means even James Earl Ray, the man who killed Martin Luther King gets the day off. He's so crazy, he's probably walking around prison saying, "Everybody gets the day off today and nobody even bothered to thank me. " Now what Arizona needs to do is give Dr. King somebody else's holiday. There are so many holidays we celebrate every year that mean nothing. Like Columbus Day. Nobody celebrates Columbus Day, nobody puts three ships in their front yard. First of all, Columbus discovered the West Indies. Second of all, the land he discovered had occupants on it. That's like discovering someone's back yard. All Columbus did was discover a West Indian back yard. He got his little flag and said "I claim this land for Spain." And the West Indians are like, "Hey, Mon, get your darn flag off me lawn now. Move it now!" So Arizona, get your act together and hail the King! Thank you very much.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I loved that on SNL! I thought of that b/c this is MLK Day and you delivered!

January 19, 2009 1:22 PM  
Blogger B. Spinoza said...

off topic. see my latest post

January 20, 2009 8:17 AM  

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