Lake Freakin Woebegone
CO Joe Molnar and Sgt. Chris Morris were checking anglers on Otsego Lake when they encountered three anglers in a boat. Only one angler had caught a fish which happened to be a 14-inch walleye. The subject was advised he would be receiving a ticket for keeping the short fish. One of the other anglers stated, "Do you really want to give my buddy his first ticket?" A computer check showed that he had two prior fish and game arrests which silenced the angler's friend.[source]
I should send him the Evanston police blotter!