Friday, March 21, 2008

Negotiations and Frei Songs

dedicated to the Koton Hador and all the tortured Frum Skeptics out there. Have a Freilichen Purim!

The problem is all inside your head he said to me.
The answer is easy if you take it logically.
I’d like to help you in your struggle to be free.
There must be fifty ways to leave your rabbis.

He said it’s really not my habit to intrude.
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won’t be lost or misconstrued.
But I’ll repeat myself at the risk of being crude.
There must be fifty ways to leave your rabbis.
Fifty ways to leave your rabbis.

You just slip out the back, Zach.
Make a new plan, Ben.
You don’t need to be coy, Oy!
Just get yourself free.
Hop on the bus, Baal Habos.
You don’t need to discuss much.
Just drop off the key, Tzvi,
And get yourself free.

Now lets hear the Muppets sing it!


Blogger Baal Habos said...

>Just get yourself free.
Hop on the bus, Baal Habos.

But I sort of like it on this bus. I just want to sit in a different seast.

Happy Purim...

March 21, 2008 10:02 AM  
Blogger Baal Habos said...


March 21, 2008 10:02 AM  
Blogger -suitepotato- said...


Love it...

Just remember if you're going to be a skeptic, be skeptical of skepticism.

March 21, 2008 12:01 PM  
Blogger e-kvetcher said...

I didn't mean "the Baal Habos" :)



March 21, 2008 1:52 PM  
Blogger Baal Habos said...

>I didn't mean "the Baal Habos" :)

You are oiver on an Uffene Gemara. The Gemara relates, I forget the names of the protagonsists, so I'll call them Rav A & Rav B, That Rav A was going to a different town and he met Rav B and said to him "thanks for coming out to greet me!". So Rav B said I wasn't coming out to meet you, I just happenened to bump into you. Rav B was admonished for bursting Rav's A bubble. But in the spirit of Purim, I'll forgive you ;)

March 23, 2008 8:54 AM  
Blogger Leora said...

Dear tortured skeptics,

Your mommies obviously didn't sign you up for enough extra-curricular activities. So you are stuck on the "run away from the rebbe" activity. Nu?

March 24, 2008 5:34 AM  

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