Thursday, March 13, 2008

I wish I were as creative

A while back I wrote about a priest that came up with this after being busted:
Stenico has since denied he is gay and has claimed he was only pretending in order to gather information about people he believes are involved in a Satanic plot to discredit the church by seducing priests into homosexuality.
Now, there is a story about the arrest of Tehran's chief of police, caught in a brothel with six naked women (yasher koach!). This "Iranian Eliot Spitzer" was arrested, but the whole matter so far has been very hush hush. Money quote:
According to the reports on Farsi websites, during preliminary interrogations of the six women, when asked why they were naked, their response was “General Zarhei asked us to do a group prayer. In the nude.


Blogger The back of the hill said...

Reminds me of the plans for the "Nude Zionist Rally".

Which, unfortunately, never happened - even with the support of the gay members of our little group, most of us were too shy (and too realistic about our physiques) to go through with it.

But can you just imagine the press-coverage we would've gotten? Even in the Bay Area, where most papers try to avoid mentioning Israel or pro-Israel manifestations.

March 13, 2008 1:44 PM  
Blogger -suitepotato- said...

A Nude Zionist Rally would have been fodder for every Jewish comedian for months afterward. The first hand sight of it would have been fodder for serious analysis for months afterward. Sounds like all upside for comedians and analysts.

March 16, 2008 7:58 PM  
Blogger The Candy Man said...

You should have gone for it.

March 20, 2008 12:25 AM  

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