I wish I were as creative

A while back I wrote about a priest that came up with this after being busted:

Stenico has since denied he is gay and has claimed he was only pretending in order to gather information about people he believes are involved in a Satanic plot to discredit the church by seducing priests into homosexuality.

Now, there is a story about the arrest of Tehran's chief of police, caught in a brothel with six naked women (yasher koach!). This "Iranian Eliot Spitzer" was arrested, but the whole matter so far has been very hush hush. Money quote:

According to the reports on Farsi websites, during preliminary interrogations of the six women, when asked why they were naked, their response was “General Zarhei asked us to do a group prayer. In the nude.”