So last night I wound up talking with a buddy. He said to me:
You know, e-k, I used to teach catechism to the kids in our church and one day the priest was talking to me and said, "You know a lot of this stuff probably didn't happen; the whole resurrection thing and the virgin birth was adapted from Egyptian myths about the cult of Isis to make Christianity more palatable." So I said, "Boy, this is amazing! We should tell the kids!" and the priest said "Shh! Are you crazy? You can't tell this to the kids!"