A cosmological conversation
Father: Hashem didn't get made, He was always there. He made everything else.
4-year-old: Is Hashem the sun?
Father: No, He is not the sun. He is everywhere, but you can't see him.
4-year-old: No, He is the sun. Mommy told me.
Father: Mommy told you?
4-year-old (muttering as he's walking away): He is hiding behind the clouds. They told me in nursery school.