A Cold Shot

I can't take it anymore, Stevie Ray e-kvetcher!

You love that guitar blog more than you love me!

All year long you're out on the road Internet with that thing,

And when you come home, I can't even get a one night stand!

You keep this up and I am going to pack up my bikini and move to RRRIOOOO!

Don't let that true love run cold...