Thursday, January 17, 2008

Hardware Disease

As a software engineer, I am often asked how to prevent hardware disease. I don't know what the answer is for humans, but here is how it's done for cows:

A cow magnet is a preventive veterinary medical device for cattle, consisting of a plastic cylinder about one centimeter in diameter, which encloses a strong alnico magnet. A rancher or dairy farmer feeds a magnet to each cow; it settles in the rumen or reticulum and remains there for the life of the animal.

When the cow grazes, it often consumes and swallows what is called tramp iron: baling and barbed wire, staples, nails, and other metallic objects. These objects are indigestible, and would lodge in the reticulum and cause inflammation, resulting in lower milk production (for dairy cattle) or lower weight gain (for feeder stock). This condition is called hardware disease.

The cow magnet attracts such objects and prevents them from becoming lodged in the animal's tissue. While the resultant mass of iron remains in the cow's rumen as a sort of bezoar, it does not cause the severe problems of hardware disease. Cow Magnets cannot be passed through a cow's 4th bonivial meta-colon.

Cow magnets are widely available from veterinary, feed supply, and scientific supply sources.



Blogger Lubab No More said...

The father of one of my grade school friends was a shochet. His dad gave him one of those magnets as a kid. It was pretty cool.

January 18, 2008 8:21 AM  
Blogger -suitepotato- said...

You do a better job teaching them as children not to put inedible non-food things in their mouths, that's how.

And be nimble fingered and ready to dial 911 if they still don't listen.

January 18, 2008 11:54 AM  

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