Friday, August 31, 2007

The Larry Craig Experiment

A crazy philosopher I used to work with always said to me "e-Kvetcher, experiment proves all!"

So as I was sitting in a bathroom stall, I started thinking about poor Senator Craig and his bathroom troubles. I'd like to give the guy the benefit of the doubt - mistakes can happen and can be misconstrued. So I tried to spread my legs wide enough to reach into the next stall - IT'S NOT POSSIBLE. The pants naturally restrict the range of motion of the legs. The only way to do this would be to not have your pants down, or to swing both legs to the side to allow one of them to go under the stall divider.

Of course, all experiments should be repeated to verify the findings.

Ite, missa est!


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