Crunch all you want...

So, about six weeks ago, while in Orlando, I found out that Publix sells kosher nacho chips that actually are a reasonable facsimile of the leading non-kosher brands. Publix! Generic brand! And there can't be more than one minyan of kosher keepers in all of Orlando. I was seriously planning a Seinfeld like scheme of sending boxes of these up to Chicago. However...

I just found out yesterday, through direct experience, that Trader Joe's sells pareve tortilla chips that taste just like Doritos!!!!

Oh, blessed Divinity! What joy! What joy!