Wednesday, May 05, 2010

The Undead

My daughter confided to my wife that she really was freaked out by having to wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. Further investigation on our part uncovered that her teacher told the class that when you go to sleep Hashem takes your soul out of your body for the night. Apparently my daughter was under the impression that her body was soul-less during her nightly trips to the bathroom - sort of like an innocuous zombie...


Anonymous Anonymous said...


May 05, 2010 4:32 AM  
Blogger The back of the hill said...

But the soul is returned when the bladder calls!

May 05, 2010 1:51 PM  
Anonymous S. said...

When I was a kid I was told that if you look in a mirror at precisely midnight, you'll see your future spouse. However, if s/ he is missing an arm, that means you'll die first. Scared the crap out of me, and for far too long I used to run past the mirror in my bedroom after turning off the lights.

May 06, 2010 9:53 PM  
Blogger Tobie said...

Hah, when I was little, my sister told me that you forget everything you know over night. So I frantically tried to write down everything I knew before I went to
sleep. I am still not sure how I could possibly have believed her.
Also, there are no innocuous zombies.

May 07, 2010 5:48 AM  
Blogger Ibrahimblogs said...

Poor soul!! I hope you have talked to her about it!!

Keep sharing!!

This is Ibrahim from Israeli Uncensored News

May 16, 2010 9:58 PM  

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