I don't know why I find this amusing...

Browsing the Russian language livejournals, found this post by some kiruv worker in Frankfurt, Germany.

(Translated)
Dear rabbosai!
On Wednesday/Thursday, 31st of October/1st of Novement, mohel reb Glick from the States will be passing through Frankfurt.
He will be circumcising grownup lads and children. For free. At the conclusion - a glatt kosher seudah accompanied by vodka. Everything will happen in Westend. Until shkiah, i.e. around 18:00 it is possible to make a bris.
After Mincha, seudah, and concluding with Maariv.
Whoever wants to get circumcised by an experienced Mohel, or knows someone or wants to take part in the minyan - you are welcome.

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